Two Aussie guys and a girl

Two inebriated guys and a girl overheard on a District Line tube
Friday 20th August 2010, 9.30pm

Boy 1: The next tattoo’s on this left bicep mate.  I got it planned out, you really wanna hear it? Right, Roman numerals.

Boy 2: I’ll probably get a couple of bands.

Boy 1: Listen…

Boy 2: Right, the first band’s gonna be the day I get married. The second band – my first born son. One for each child: one, two, three, right there.

Boy 1: (laughing) Your first born son.

Boy 2: One for each child.

Girl: What if it’s a chick?

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