Can I tell you a story?

MObGirl: “Hi, would you like to hear a story?” Random passerby 1: “Er, no thanks, strange blonde girl standing behind the Tate Britain, we’re about to get something to eat.” MObGirl smiling tirelessly: “Hi, would you like to hear a story?” Random passerby 2 shrinking towards the opposite side of the alleyway:  “Actually, I was … Continue reading